Hey, here's a game you don't see every day... in America. With crazy Japanese-y games like Katamari Damacy and Elebits becoming really popular, this obviously is the next step - kissing adventures. In Chulip, you play a young boy who lives in a dreary world without love, where everyone hides in fear in their homes. Your job is to lure the people (or animals, or anything that moves) out of their holes and kiss them until they're happy! Eventually, happiness will be restored to the town. But your ULTIMATE goal is to kiss the girl you love under the tree - so essentially everyone is just practice. The whore.

Ridiculous, right? The people are insane looking, like giant muppets, and I can only imagine the backlash after children are exposed to this game and little boys go around kissing all the little girls. Oooh wait, they already do that. The game comes out on Valentine's Day (of course) for the PS2, and if it's cheap like Katamari, there's really not much stopping me from getting this game. ^_^